TODAY’s HEADLINES from the AlTime Channel - NON-STOP NEWS for NON-STOP PEOPLE!
BREAKING: The Family ORAMANDE has acquired a MAJORITY SHARE in the UNIVERSITY OF AGLOSTARROS, in a deal valued at OVER ⍺1 BILLION.
Baroness DORN ORAMANDE to become CURATOR-IN-CHIEF of AGLOSTARROS UNIVERSITY MUSEUM; pundits await DISMANTLING of PROJECT CENTENNIAL, and the Museum’s INDEFINITE CLOSURE.
Price of ALIEN ANTIQUES soars following announcement, as GLoW flounders.
MEANWHILE: QUEIL EMPIRE confirms CENTURIONS have left its territories. Ambassador PRINCE ASTER comments: “Our people have weathered the storm as we always do, but reparations must still be paid.”
Eyes of the galaxy now turn to the ELE DOMINION, who have yet to openly comment on the CENTURION CRISIS, but may soon face its full force!
PLUS, in this week’s CULTURE section: Is HAIRSTYLING inherently SPECIESIST? Our TOP EXPERTS weigh in on the heated debate!
STAY TUNED to the AlTime Channel for MORE UPDATES - and SOON!
THIS WEEK:
090: Ways Of The Ele
092: Transference, Part I
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