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093. Weekly Dispatch XXIII


TODAY’s HEADLINES from the AlTime Channel - NON-STOP NEWS for NON-STOP PEOPLE!


  • BREAKING: The Family ORAMANDE has acquired a MAJORITY SHARE in the UNIVERSITY OF AGLOSTARROS, in a deal valued at OVER ⍺1 BILLION.

  • Baroness DORN ORAMANDE to become CURATOR-IN-CHIEF of AGLOSTARROS UNIVERSITY MUSEUM; pundits await DISMANTLING of PROJECT CENTENNIAL, and the Museum’s INDEFINITE CLOSURE.

  • Price of ALIEN ANTIQUES soars following announcement, as GLoW flounders.

  • MEANWHILE: QUEIL EMPIRE confirms CENTURIONS have left its territories. Ambassador PRINCE ASTER comments: “Our people have weathered the storm as we always do, but reparations must still be paid.”

  • Eyes of the galaxy now turn to the ELE DOMINION, who have yet to openly comment on the CENTURION CRISIS, but may soon face its full force!

  • PLUS, in this week’s CULTURE section: Is HAIRSTYLING inherently SPECIESIST? Our TOP EXPERTS weigh in on the heated debate!


STAY TUNED to the AlTime Channel for MORE UPDATES - and SOON!


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